RANDOM QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT THE IDLE MIND....

yes, so i'm fresh out of exams .. yep , that time of the year when you're mind wanders to every concievable thought,idea and theory but stays clear off anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of the subject matter of the exams!

so here are some random questions that came up while i was immersed in my studies...

a) when historians claim to have deciphered some ancient language(read dead and gone!) , how do they know what they have translated is right?

b) had anyone figured out the composition of the iron pillar at qutab minar ? if so what is it made of that prevents the corrossion? and how exactly did they figure this out of if they did ...?

on a lighter note....

has anyone seen worms having sex? (or for that matter birds...)

how is that people enjoy himesh reshamiyaa (with his nasal voice) singing?

small bags seem to be in vogue now .. the type that come just under your armpit ..2 ques..

a) what exactly can u fit in there considering the major space constaraints b) does the bag not stink considering it spends all day tucked under your armpit?!

why do mumbaikars love spitting (at a frequency of 2 spits every minute) ?

why does the guru of morality raj thakare put up his party posters next to the huge porn film posters of capitol cinema...?(does he really think people look at his face instead of the enlarged cleavage?)

what does kirpal of 'you kick my dog' fame really do for a living?

why is it that the british lady who stays in the building across look disgusted with life? also does this disgust have anything to do with the fact that she has all her shirts and pants in the same colour?!

why did the beegees enjoy singing in extremely high pitched voices? and why did they also enjoy wearing silver pants?

and finally for my classmates

why does ashok patnaik claim sitting in the sun makes him write faster? also why does he shout this out to the invigilator during the exam?

why does prashant change shirts in college .. at times in class!?

and finally what is it with avkaash and his conspiracy theories is there really something behind them .. or is he just another mel gibson-ish guy at work?!

as you can see ..these questions are ones i have delibrated upon a lot ...without any successful outcomes .. so if any reader of this blog has an answer.. please be nice enough to leave me an answer and put me out of my misery! :)